A Week Full of Things I Thought I’d Never Say
- “Keep your piggy cooties away from us!”
- Swine flu, H1N1, “piggy cooties”.. it’s all the same right? LOL All I know is that I DO NOT want my 3 year old getting it and I am being ultra protective when it comes to avoiding it.
- “I’m like the germaphobic counselor from Glee.”
- I’ve suddenly morphed into this freakish germaphobe and I’m not ashamed. I’ve got a lifetime supply of Lysol sprays, Clorox wipes, plastic gloves and face masks now. I also don’t care anymore if I wipe down the cart at the store and get funny looks.. you all might enjoy being sick but I don’t so you can stare at me like I’m a nut ALL you want! I’ll be at home healthy and playing with my kids while they’re all at home lying in bed sick for a week. Seems like common sense when the stores supply those wipes for us now! But In my defense I’m not always like this.
- “Stop poking me in the eye with your cheese!”
- Those 3 year olds and their cheese sticks! My goodness! 3 times I had to tell him to get his cheese away from my eyeballs. Nobody wants to lose an eye to a cheese stick! Apparently he thinks it’s hilarious to attack mom with cheese though. LOL
- “Who threw my new coat in the cat litter?!”
- It was my 9 year old in case you were wondering… oh yeah, she got in trouble! Did my talking to her get through? Probably not. She’s a lot like her dad, it’s in one ear and out the other!
Have you had to say something this week that just made you think “wow! Who says that?!” I’d love to hear all about it.
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Haha, yeah I say things like that all the time and people at me funny and I’m like “Huh?” Normal to me! lol
I found myself saying to my hubby this week, “I don’t mind cooking and planning the meals. It gives me something to do while I’m at home with the kiddo” What? Who aid that? It couldn’t have been me. I guess I’ve changed since I became a SAHM. One week ago. lol
So I just had to comment on that germophobic counselor bit. Evidently, (and you know I’m a school counselor), I am being compared to that chick by my assistant principal… at least that is the word on the street! LOL! Just because I am a pretty nice person and I generally have a few cases of clorox wipes handy doesn’t make me like her does it? LOL!! Stay well!
Aawww Come on! You had to know that eventually at some point you would have to tell one of your kids to stop attacking you with cheese! LOL