Happy Birthday To Me!
I’m 26 now. I hate being 26. People often ask “how does it feel to be another year older?” Well, when I was younger and much cuter I used to say “not much different than yesterday.” But being 26 bites BIG TIME! I’ve noticed that every single birthday after my 21st has become increasingly depressing and I’ve found the urge to lie about my age becomes increasingly tempting as well. When I turn 30 I might crawl under the covers of my bed and never come out… unless of course someone is offering me botox, some plastic surgery, and a big fattening chocolate cake. I might come out for that!
In honor of the horrible new wrinkles I seem to be sporting lately, the funky chin that I just recently noticed, and my uterus-less, achy-jointed body.. I’m celebrating with chocolate cake and a nap and nobody better stand in my way. This old – er lady needs her nap time!
How do I feel? I feel beyond 26.. like I skipped a good 10 years and jumped right to the joys of being older. Happy birthday to me!
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Happy birthday! I’d love to be 26 again! I hope you enjoy your day!
Happy Birthday, just realizing I’m 10 years older than you makes me feel like a granny! Enjoy 26 beautiful!
Young people shouldnt complain about their age!!
Happy Birthday To you! Happy Birthday To you!!!
Happy Birthday and it’s ok ,I feel the same way every year! My next one is 30 (Im thinking build a cave and live in it,except I haven’t figured out how to get the pizza guy to deliver to my cave!!) so enjoy the 20 somethings while you can
LOL I am “offended” by your post. I turned 26 in June and I think it’s great! Look at all you have already accomplished…and you are ONLY 26!!!
Happy birthday? Wanna trade hon? I am 36… I’d LOVE to be 26 again!
I meant happy birthday! not ?
Happy Birthday! Maybe this will cheer you up…
So I turned 26 in September and it sucked. I felt like once you’re over 25 you’re stuck in your life, just biding time, ya know. So we went to my in-laws’ house to house sit and have a relaxing time. My daughter picked out this old anatomy for kids book from when my husband (who is 40 days younger than me) was little. We’re reading along and then it said, I kid you not, that the human body hits it’s physical peak at 25–after that things are deteriorating.
Enjoy dentures and Denny’s early dinners!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!
Happy Birthday! 26 wasn’t so bad for me, but after 30, forget it! Too depressing!
26?!! I am 31! What I would give to be 26?! LOL
Happy Birthday to you—a day late : )
Happy Belated Birthday… you young pup!!! (I’ll soon be… um, er — 39!) Aaaaaagh!!!
I am sorry to be late to wish you a Happy Belated Birthday and hope you had a fantastic day!
Girl, I’m 36!!!!!!!!!!!!
26 is soooooo young, are u kidding me??????
Happy belated birthday — and please tell me that that cake was scrumptious because it looks DIVINE! Oh, man, I could sooooo go for some of that right now.
I understand, by the way (even though I WISH I was 26 again). My 31st birthday is in two weeks. 3-1. No more saying I “just” turned 30. Nope — definitely IN (well in, now) my thirties, which is not a pleasant thought.
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OH, you’re such a “youngin!” I’m 37 – ok, 38 in January. Talk about feeling like a granny…LOL. Actually, I think I look better in my thirties than I did in my twenties….I’m just sayin!’
Happy Birthday and ENJOY 26! It’s a great age!